Official Laughingstock of the World: Florida

Florida is now the official laughingstock of the world.

One of its school districts recently fired a substitute teacher for performing a magic trick.

Reason for dismissal? Wizardry!

That's right, he's being fired for practicing the male form of witchcraft. Maybe they should burn him at the stake?

Unbelievable. Remind me again, do we live in the 21st century or the 14th?

Ken